Funny – Paki Holic https://pakiholic.com Viral News and Happenings From Pakistan Fri, 06 Jul 2018 13:59:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.6 https://pakiholic.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/cropped-pakiholic-fevicon2-32x32.jpg Funny – Paki Holic https://pakiholic.com 32 32 117741320 These Men Getting Waxed For The First Time Is HILARIOUS https://pakiholic.com/these-men-getting-waxed-for-the-first-time-is-hilarious/ Tue, 12 Jun 2018 18:47:51 +0000 http://pakiholic.com/?p=7582 Since a very long time, waxing has been a grooming chore associated with women. Well, not anymore. It’s the year 2018 and men are as up in their sex appeal game as women.

Both genders want to look their personal best when it comes to having hair…or not!

We found some hilarious waxing videos for men that are bound to make you laugh, check them out and show it to the glorious men around you:

Bet he wasn’t expected that at all! OUCH

 

Steve Carell and his on-screen humorous presence does the works for us

 

Well…*sed tears all over*

 

Maa sadkay jaye!

 

Try this at home only if your threshold of pain is WAY TOO HIGH!

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Reasons Why Sheikh Rasheed Should Be Pakistan’s Next Prime Minister https://pakiholic.com/reasons-why-sheikh-rasheed-should-be-pakistans-next-prime-minister/ Tue, 05 Jun 2018 10:59:21 +0000 http://pakiholic.com/?p=7489 If you’re a Pakistani, you exactly know why Sheikh Rasheed is admired(for various reasons) in Pakistan.

A. He’s a Pindi boy

B. He’s so badass

C. He’s witty AF

D. He’s shameless

E. All of the above

Here’s why he’s such a daddy cool/ presenting some of his viral on the internet memes!

That sounds like something he would actually say heuheuheuheu

 

Sheikh Rasheed: 1 

Eminem:0

 

 

Catch him if you can, he’s gonna float like a butterfly and sting like a bee

 

*Clap clap clap*

 

This guy is a winner for describing Shaikhoo so well

 

 

James Bond who? We only Sheikh Bond!

 

There’s no one as cool as Sheikh Sahab. He’s fearless and badass.

 

Wayy before anyone else

 

Haye, maa sadkay jaye!

 

That’s true though! He has set the bar way too high for anyone else

 

Raja Pindi before anyone else!

 

When you love yourself more than anybody else. Hint: Look at his matchbox

He’s a rap god! Tupac Shakur who

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These HILARIOUS Eid Songs Would Make You Laugh And Cringe! https://pakiholic.com/these-hilarious-eid-songs-would-make-you-laugh-and-cringe/ Tue, 05 Jun 2018 09:55:23 +0000 http://pakiholic.com/?p=7486 By Maha Usman

EID! The big buzzword that’s making us crazy these days because we JUST. CAN’T.WAIT. FOR.IT.

Somehow, Eid-ul-fitr is so much more special than Eid-ul-Azha. Maybe because we fast and wait for Ramzan to be over. Well, on that note, we have something to share with you. Hold on to your seats, ladies and gentlemen, this eid-driven-song-parade is BOUND to make you both laugh and cringe at the same time.

1. Afghan Song With Absolute Cheerful Bliss

Okay don’t judge but this IS a good song.

2. Bollywood Does EVERYTHING!

No one does better than Bhai. No wait, Shahrukh Khan can *insert: obvious bias*

 

3. Wallah! WHO THAT? 

That passion though. Things you do for your break in the industry.

4. WINNER! Still Wonder What Made This Happen *SMH*

Some of us are scarred for life, just saying

 

5. Oldschool Bollywood Romanticism With A Pinch Of Eid Endearment

So much win! The heart wants a halaal date after Eid *sigh*

6. Here’s another one for you. Arshad Warsi AKA Circuit from Munna Bhai in Eid action with Namrata

7. Relatable Sentiments?

8. Here Ya Go, Yet Another One! Laugh, Cringe, Cry- Reacts Only

9. Sweet AF <3

10. Aand, We Wouldn’t Let You Go So Easy!

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Top Aunty Memes Every Pakistani Can Relate To https://pakiholic.com/top-aunty-memes-every-pakistani-can-relate-to/ Tue, 29 May 2018 11:18:40 +0000 http://pakiholic.com/?p=7349 We all have aunties around us who in one way or affect us by saying or doing something. We found some memes on the internet that perfectly depict the aunties we know!

Here we go!

1.The ‘Nakchari’ Aunty who absolutely doesn’t like anything you do or say, especially when you score a higher grade than her children.

 

2. Gormint Aunty has been our favourite since the February ’17 when her video went viral where she’s cussing the government of Pakistan.

This epic photoshop of the Gormint Aunty with Modi is such a win!

 

 

3. Argh, so relatable! Ths is almost every aunty we know X(

 

 

4. Another winner picture from Game of Thrones but you really need to know the reference, nevertheless, it went viral on social media in Pakistan.

 

 

5. This one is classic; just every phuphi/khala/chachi/taayi/mami/nani/dadi’s most favorite thing to say.

 

 

6. That moment when you upload a picture with a friend of the opposite sex, aunties be like:

 

7. Again…

 

8.Because every aunty in your neighborhood knows all about your life; your friends,

 

9. This is also our mom at times when she sees a potential rishta boy. Haye Allah! So much interrogation, I swear.

 

10. That one ‘taana‘ which never gets old

 

11. Uff, qasm say </3

 

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5 Woes of a Pakistani Foodie During Ramazan https://pakiholic.com/5-woes-of-a-pakistani-foodie-during-ramazan/ Thu, 17 May 2018 10:49:58 +0000 http://pakiholic.com/?p=7019 By Maha Usman

1. Missing Food Big Time (.. big… Big Mac)

On Twitter, a hungry tweeter pleaded: “Can you please not use hashtags (#) during Ramadan? It looks like a waffle”. This innocent tweet shows how deeply hunger affects our thinking during the holy month of Ramazan. In fact, many have to have conscious reminders not to take a bite of the kids’ lunch, and suppress constant chai cravings. This is an expedition which can last all the way up to the first Ashra.

Warning: Groggy caffeine-deprived people on the loose!

2. Newsfeed and Ad Overflow

The first struggle comes pre-Ramazan, with an explosion of discount ads ranging from television to social media. With Ufone showing off Faisal Qureshi’s witty dialogues and Hamza Ali Abbasi making glow lights out of Pepsi bottles; it’s a real circus act testing the human decision-making process – and it all seems like a filler for a great opera. The companies prey on mass psychology in making people believe that their product is all they need for a hungry belly. Choices have never been so complex when it comes to choosing food; be it a mega buffet or a soft drink. The ads are so repetitive and cheaply scripted that they make you cringe. And, and, and… the game shows! What did I do to deserve watching people falling over themselves for a washing machine? How I wish people had a 160 character limit when they spoke!

3. Cliche Cholesterol, Maybe? A guilty pleasure for Ramazan!

The amount of eating increases dramatically during this month. Samosas, pakoras, jalaibis and other deep-fried foods are a staple on every iftar table. They have become so embedded in our culture that without them no iftar is considered complete.
The other day, I told someone about my sehri menu, which was Weetabix cereal and yogurt. They judged me and my taste buds, and said “Anday parathay kay baghair bhala koi sehri hoti hai?”
Since then, I’ve been having parathas for sehri *feels double chin*

4. Full appetite, half broke

Them: “All you can eat”
Translation: “All you can spend”
But it is true – after consuming the typical iftari: samosay, pakoray, Rooh Afza, fruit chaat, jalaibi, dahi bhallay, rolls and what not (thank God I’m not writing this during the roza), one begins to think how the same iftar was being made at home. It’s the thrill of Ramazan that becomes a big woe when you start eating out. Ghar ka khana FTW!

 

5. Pleasing the host (So much for being a foodie)

Born to a desi household, you cannot offend your host because you’ll get a rapid-fire of: “Beta ye tau lia he nai”, “Kitna kam khatay ho”, “Diet pe ho kya?”, “Khati nahi ho, phir bhi moti ho?” Meanwhile, an aunty puts a heap of aaloo channa chaat on your plate. This social obligation to please the ‘maizbaan’ causes unnecessary consumption of food and rampant bad health. So much so that at times we dread the ‘zabardasti ki aftariyaan’. Also, rozaydaars and their ‘ate too much’ post-iftar face is animated even more when they see the weighing scale: “Umm, but that’s my nana’s age!”

 

Woes and wows make this holy month special and the most memorable throughout the year.It’s a month of sharing, caring, and making sure we don’t run out of basin!

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Perfectly Timed Photos That’ll Make You Laugh https://pakiholic.com/perfectly-timed-photos-thatll-make-you-laugh/ Fri, 04 May 2018 11:14:54 +0000 http://pakiholic.com/?p=6456 By Maha Usman

The internet is a funny place, every day we come across LOL-able pictures and videos that make us wonder ‘how on earth!’. Have a look at these crazy coincidences caught on camera.

  1. Creepy AF!
Source: imgur

2. Seems kind of framed but well played *clap clap*

Source: Imgur

3. Easy, Thor, easy

Source: Bored Panda

4. Well it could be true…brilliant moment

Source: rechontalk

5. Here comes the giant!

Source: perfectlytimedphotos

6. ‘Got mud on your face’ taken too seriously

Source: piximus.net

7. This one takes our heart <3

Source: piximus.net

8. That’s a lot like a Sagittarius

Source: piximus.net

9. *Goosebumps*

Source: piximus.net

10. Ouch! That must have hurt

Source: piximus.net

11. And the gold medal goes to…

Source: Reuters

12. This one is priceless

Source: DigitalSynopsis

13. How adorable is it!

Source: Boredpanda

14. Legit ‘woaaah’ 

Source: news.bigmir.net

15. Bet they weren’t expecting that! Crazy coincidence

Source: piximus.net

16. Who takes these pictures 😮

Source: piximus.net

17. Oops!

piximus.net

18. Now that’s some art!

piximus.net

 

 

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12 Jokes That Will Have The Web Designers Laughing Their Asses Off https://pakiholic.com/12-jokes-that-will-have-the-web-designers-laughing-their-asses-off/ Wed, 18 Apr 2018 12:13:17 +0000 http://pakiholic.com/?p=6090 By Mashal Riaz

Web designing or graphic designing is not an easy task and clients/bosses make sure to make it even more harder than it already is for you.

Here are some jokes that you’d only understand if you have been in this field for a while now.

1. Trying to adapt to new fonts is just plain impossible, you’d always find yourselves going back to the ones you are comfortable with. 

2. When people have unrealistic ideas of what Adobe Photoshop can or cannot do. 

3. When people don’t give you creative freedom and expect you to execute their shitty ideas. 

4. Yeap!

5. How designers flirt. 

6. What the hell? Don’t you just hate it when clients say that.

7. When people do this like.. DON’T!

8. Keeping up with the times. 

9. Confused about what font to use? Go with Helvetica! 

10. If the Little Mermaid were a font. 

11. Photoshop can’t fix everything, you know. 

12. Italics in real life. 

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20 Relatable Memes for Math Haters https://pakiholic.com/20-relatable-memes-for-math-haters/ Wed, 04 Apr 2018 11:43:04 +0000 http://pakiholic.com/?p=5849 By Maha Usman

Math. That one word which has haunted (many of) us throughout our academic years. Our hatred for this particular discipline wasn’t developed one fine morning rather it was more like trying to keep our emotions inside until we reached a bottleneck situation. Sigh.

If you’ve ever felt dumb in class, don’t worry! We gotcha, you’re not the only one. There are a million people who hate math as much as you do.

  1. Is it true that all math teachers are the same? That awkward moment when you can’t guess if you don’t like math or the math teacher.
Source: Unknown

 

2. We all do, we all do <3 

 

3. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME!

Source: unknown

 

4. Oh well, that escalated quickly…

Source: makeameme.org

 

5. Has it always been like this with you too? When you had to think of a billion excuses to skip math homework. Well, this one sort of works if you have a cat. Psst.

Source: sayingimages.com

 

6. Yaaaar! Honestly, these problems aren’t real, to begin with. We are all sick of finding x and y and answering with alphabets. I mean, what on earth is this logic?!

 

7. AHH HELL YES! THAT ONE TIME IN 1997! Just one of the best feelings ever, I tell you 😀

Source: sayingimages.com

 

8. Yeah well, my answer could have been ‘South Africa’ as well but phew!

Source: sayingimages.com

 

9. What sorcery is this! It’s not math, perhaps it’s the math class environment that we hate. Deteste. Bakwas. Na-panad. Hargiz nahi

Source: sayingimages.com

10. Language proficiency skills, please?

Source: jenchyz.net

 

11. I tried so hard and got so far but in the end, it doesn’t even matter *sobs sobs* 

Source: memegenerator.net

12. When it comes to math memes, Scoop Whoop seems to have nailed it by the expressions of Bollywood stars 

Source: Scoopwhoop

13. This one

Source: scoopwhoop

14. And this too. HAH

Source: scoop whoop

15. If you thought it’s only your teacher to be this mean, have a look at this meme. Huehuehuehue

 

16. There’s always that one person in the class who…

Source: theinnocentlam.wordpress.com

17. Oh yes *cries a river*

 

Source: relatably.com

 

18. Argh, go away, just go…

Source: makeameme.org

19. There there, my child

Source: creatememes.chuckles.net

 

20.  The only calculation we like doing every day. Yep, math is applicable to everyday life

Source: Unknown

Okay, chin up, child. We all hate math. There there, my child, there there.

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15 Jokes Only Programmers Will Understand https://pakiholic.com/15-jokes-only-programmers-will-understand/ Tue, 03 Apr 2018 09:46:27 +0000 http://pakiholic.com/?p=5722 By Mashal Riaz
Programming seems fun only from a distance because when you actually start doing it, you realize that it’s actually endless hours of coding and then debugging only to end up with even more bugs in your code. It’s definitely more than just sitting in a chair all day and punching on the keyboard.
Only a programmer can understand the pain of another programmer so here are 15 jokes to lighten your mood and make you feel a little better about your job.
1. The stack is definitely better than your girlfriend. At least it lets you peek whenever you want ifkwim.
2. You and I both know that there’s a higher chance that the milk would last longer.

I bought some milk over the weekend and also picked a new JavaScript framework to use.

At least one of these will be out of date before the week’s up.

— I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper) February 5, 2018

3. And we are nothing but members of those classes. 
4. Figuring out the problems in your code while in bed.. or in the shower for that matter. 
5. As a developer, StackOverflow is your best friend and your saviour.
6. Coding in a language that isn’t case sensitive. 
7. It almost never does. 
8. Because following good naming convention is more important than actual coding. 
9. Oh no, you didn’t! You ALWAYS start arrays with 0. 
10. This difficult question no computer scientist has ever been able to answer.
11. Let’s all be honest here, coding in HTML is not actually coding. 
12. This coding hack!
13. This inspirational quote! 
14. Just to be safe, you know. 
15. And finally, this!
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