funny – Paki Holic https://pakiholic.com Viral News and Happenings From Pakistan Fri, 06 Jul 2018 13:59:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.6 https://pakiholic.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/cropped-pakiholic-fevicon2-32x32.jpg funny – Paki Holic https://pakiholic.com 32 32 117741320 These Men Getting Waxed For The First Time Is HILARIOUS https://pakiholic.com/these-men-getting-waxed-for-the-first-time-is-hilarious/ Tue, 12 Jun 2018 18:47:51 +0000 http://pakiholic.com/?p=7582 Since a very long time, waxing has been a grooming chore associated with women. Well, not anymore. It’s the year 2018 and men are as up in their sex appeal game as women.

Both genders want to look their personal best when it comes to having hair…or not!

We found some hilarious waxing videos for men that are bound to make you laugh, check them out and show it to the glorious men around you:

Bet he wasn’t expected that at all! OUCH

 

Steve Carell and his on-screen humorous presence does the works for us

 

Well…*sed tears all over*

 

Maa sadkay jaye!

 

Try this at home only if your threshold of pain is WAY TOO HIGH!

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Reasons Why Sheikh Rasheed Should Be Pakistan’s Next Prime Minister https://pakiholic.com/reasons-why-sheikh-rasheed-should-be-pakistans-next-prime-minister/ Tue, 05 Jun 2018 10:59:21 +0000 http://pakiholic.com/?p=7489 If you’re a Pakistani, you exactly know why Sheikh Rasheed is admired(for various reasons) in Pakistan.

A. He’s a Pindi boy

B. He’s so badass

C. He’s witty AF

D. He’s shameless

E. All of the above

Here’s why he’s such a daddy cool/ presenting some of his viral on the internet memes!

That sounds like something he would actually say heuheuheuheu

 

Sheikh Rasheed: 1 

Eminem:0

 

 

Catch him if you can, he’s gonna float like a butterfly and sting like a bee

 

*Clap clap clap*

 

This guy is a winner for describing Shaikhoo so well

 

 

James Bond who? We only Sheikh Bond!

 

There’s no one as cool as Sheikh Sahab. He’s fearless and badass.

 

Wayy before anyone else

 

Haye, maa sadkay jaye!

 

That’s true though! He has set the bar way too high for anyone else

 

Raja Pindi before anyone else!

 

When you love yourself more than anybody else. Hint: Look at his matchbox

He’s a rap god! Tupac Shakur who

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These HILARIOUS Eid Songs Would Make You Laugh And Cringe! https://pakiholic.com/these-hilarious-eid-songs-would-make-you-laugh-and-cringe/ Tue, 05 Jun 2018 09:55:23 +0000 http://pakiholic.com/?p=7486 By Maha Usman

EID! The big buzzword that’s making us crazy these days because we JUST. CAN’T.WAIT. FOR.IT.

Somehow, Eid-ul-fitr is so much more special than Eid-ul-Azha. Maybe because we fast and wait for Ramzan to be over. Well, on that note, we have something to share with you. Hold on to your seats, ladies and gentlemen, this eid-driven-song-parade is BOUND to make you both laugh and cringe at the same time.

1. Afghan Song With Absolute Cheerful Bliss

Okay don’t judge but this IS a good song.

2. Bollywood Does EVERYTHING!

No one does better than Bhai. No wait, Shahrukh Khan can *insert: obvious bias*

 

3. Wallah! WHO THAT? 

That passion though. Things you do for your break in the industry.

4. WINNER! Still Wonder What Made This Happen *SMH*

Some of us are scarred for life, just saying

 

5. Oldschool Bollywood Romanticism With A Pinch Of Eid Endearment

So much win! The heart wants a halaal date after Eid *sigh*

6. Here’s another one for you. Arshad Warsi AKA Circuit from Munna Bhai in Eid action with Namrata

7. Relatable Sentiments?

8. Here Ya Go, Yet Another One! Laugh, Cringe, Cry- Reacts Only

9. Sweet AF <3

10. Aand, We Wouldn’t Let You Go So Easy!

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Top Aunty Memes Every Pakistani Can Relate To https://pakiholic.com/top-aunty-memes-every-pakistani-can-relate-to/ Tue, 29 May 2018 11:18:40 +0000 http://pakiholic.com/?p=7349 We all have aunties around us who in one way or affect us by saying or doing something. We found some memes on the internet that perfectly depict the aunties we know!

Here we go!

1.The ‘Nakchari’ Aunty who absolutely doesn’t like anything you do or say, especially when you score a higher grade than her children.

 

2. Gormint Aunty has been our favourite since the February ’17 when her video went viral where she’s cussing the government of Pakistan.

This epic photoshop of the Gormint Aunty with Modi is such a win!

 

 

3. Argh, so relatable! Ths is almost every aunty we know X(

 

 

4. Another winner picture from Game of Thrones but you really need to know the reference, nevertheless, it went viral on social media in Pakistan.

 

 

5. This one is classic; just every phuphi/khala/chachi/taayi/mami/nani/dadi’s most favorite thing to say.

 

 

6. That moment when you upload a picture with a friend of the opposite sex, aunties be like:

 

7. Again…

 

8.Because every aunty in your neighborhood knows all about your life; your friends,

 

9. This is also our mom at times when she sees a potential rishta boy. Haye Allah! So much interrogation, I swear.

 

10. That one ‘taana‘ which never gets old

 

11. Uff, qasm say </3

 

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5 Woes of a Pakistani Foodie During Ramazan https://pakiholic.com/5-woes-of-a-pakistani-foodie-during-ramazan/ Thu, 17 May 2018 10:49:58 +0000 http://pakiholic.com/?p=7019 By Maha Usman

1. Missing Food Big Time (.. big… Big Mac)

On Twitter, a hungry tweeter pleaded: “Can you please not use hashtags (#) during Ramadan? It looks like a waffle”. This innocent tweet shows how deeply hunger affects our thinking during the holy month of Ramazan. In fact, many have to have conscious reminders not to take a bite of the kids’ lunch, and suppress constant chai cravings. This is an expedition which can last all the way up to the first Ashra.

Warning: Groggy caffeine-deprived people on the loose!

2. Newsfeed and Ad Overflow

The first struggle comes pre-Ramazan, with an explosion of discount ads ranging from television to social media. With Ufone showing off Faisal Qureshi’s witty dialogues and Hamza Ali Abbasi making glow lights out of Pepsi bottles; it’s a real circus act testing the human decision-making process – and it all seems like a filler for a great opera. The companies prey on mass psychology in making people believe that their product is all they need for a hungry belly. Choices have never been so complex when it comes to choosing food; be it a mega buffet or a soft drink. The ads are so repetitive and cheaply scripted that they make you cringe. And, and, and… the game shows! What did I do to deserve watching people falling over themselves for a washing machine? How I wish people had a 160 character limit when they spoke!

3. Cliche Cholesterol, Maybe? A guilty pleasure for Ramazan!

The amount of eating increases dramatically during this month. Samosas, pakoras, jalaibis and other deep-fried foods are a staple on every iftar table. They have become so embedded in our culture that without them no iftar is considered complete.
The other day, I told someone about my sehri menu, which was Weetabix cereal and yogurt. They judged me and my taste buds, and said “Anday parathay kay baghair bhala koi sehri hoti hai?”
Since then, I’ve been having parathas for sehri *feels double chin*

4. Full appetite, half broke

Them: “All you can eat”
Translation: “All you can spend”
But it is true – after consuming the typical iftari: samosay, pakoray, Rooh Afza, fruit chaat, jalaibi, dahi bhallay, rolls and what not (thank God I’m not writing this during the roza), one begins to think how the same iftar was being made at home. It’s the thrill of Ramazan that becomes a big woe when you start eating out. Ghar ka khana FTW!

 

5. Pleasing the host (So much for being a foodie)

Born to a desi household, you cannot offend your host because you’ll get a rapid-fire of: “Beta ye tau lia he nai”, “Kitna kam khatay ho”, “Diet pe ho kya?”, “Khati nahi ho, phir bhi moti ho?” Meanwhile, an aunty puts a heap of aaloo channa chaat on your plate. This social obligation to please the ‘maizbaan’ causes unnecessary consumption of food and rampant bad health. So much so that at times we dread the ‘zabardasti ki aftariyaan’. Also, rozaydaars and their ‘ate too much’ post-iftar face is animated even more when they see the weighing scale: “Umm, but that’s my nana’s age!”

 

Woes and wows make this holy month special and the most memorable throughout the year.It’s a month of sharing, caring, and making sure we don’t run out of basin!

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Perfectly Timed Photos That’ll Make You Laugh https://pakiholic.com/perfectly-timed-photos-thatll-make-you-laugh/ Fri, 04 May 2018 11:14:54 +0000 http://pakiholic.com/?p=6456 By Maha Usman

The internet is a funny place, every day we come across LOL-able pictures and videos that make us wonder ‘how on earth!’. Have a look at these crazy coincidences caught on camera.

  1. Creepy AF!
Source: imgur

2. Seems kind of framed but well played *clap clap*

Source: Imgur

3. Easy, Thor, easy

Source: Bored Panda

4. Well it could be true…brilliant moment

Source: rechontalk

5. Here comes the giant!

Source: perfectlytimedphotos

6. ‘Got mud on your face’ taken too seriously

Source: piximus.net

7. This one takes our heart <3

Source: piximus.net

8. That’s a lot like a Sagittarius

Source: piximus.net

9. *Goosebumps*

Source: piximus.net

10. Ouch! That must have hurt

Source: piximus.net

11. And the gold medal goes to…

Source: Reuters

12. This one is priceless

Source: DigitalSynopsis

13. How adorable is it!

Source: Boredpanda

14. Legit ‘woaaah’ 

Source: news.bigmir.net

15. Bet they weren’t expecting that! Crazy coincidence

Source: piximus.net

16. Who takes these pictures 😮

Source: piximus.net

17. Oops!

piximus.net

18. Now that’s some art!

piximus.net

 

 

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20 Relatable Memes for Math Haters https://pakiholic.com/20-relatable-memes-for-math-haters/ Wed, 04 Apr 2018 11:43:04 +0000 http://pakiholic.com/?p=5849 By Maha Usman

Math. That one word which has haunted (many of) us throughout our academic years. Our hatred for this particular discipline wasn’t developed one fine morning rather it was more like trying to keep our emotions inside until we reached a bottleneck situation. Sigh.

If you’ve ever felt dumb in class, don’t worry! We gotcha, you’re not the only one. There are a million people who hate math as much as you do.

  1. Is it true that all math teachers are the same? That awkward moment when you can’t guess if you don’t like math or the math teacher.
Source: Unknown

 

2. We all do, we all do <3 

 

3. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME!

Source: unknown

 

4. Oh well, that escalated quickly…

Source: makeameme.org

 

5. Has it always been like this with you too? When you had to think of a billion excuses to skip math homework. Well, this one sort of works if you have a cat. Psst.

Source: sayingimages.com

 

6. Yaaaar! Honestly, these problems aren’t real, to begin with. We are all sick of finding x and y and answering with alphabets. I mean, what on earth is this logic?!

 

7. AHH HELL YES! THAT ONE TIME IN 1997! Just one of the best feelings ever, I tell you 😀

Source: sayingimages.com

 

8. Yeah well, my answer could have been ‘South Africa’ as well but phew!

Source: sayingimages.com

 

9. What sorcery is this! It’s not math, perhaps it’s the math class environment that we hate. Deteste. Bakwas. Na-panad. Hargiz nahi

Source: sayingimages.com

10. Language proficiency skills, please?

Source: jenchyz.net

 

11. I tried so hard and got so far but in the end, it doesn’t even matter *sobs sobs* 

Source: memegenerator.net

12. When it comes to math memes, Scoop Whoop seems to have nailed it by the expressions of Bollywood stars 

Source: Scoopwhoop

13. This one

Source: scoopwhoop

14. And this too. HAH

Source: scoop whoop

15. If you thought it’s only your teacher to be this mean, have a look at this meme. Huehuehuehue

 

16. There’s always that one person in the class who…

Source: theinnocentlam.wordpress.com

17. Oh yes *cries a river*

 

Source: relatably.com

 

18. Argh, go away, just go…

Source: makeameme.org

19. There there, my child

Source: creatememes.chuckles.net

 

20.  The only calculation we like doing every day. Yep, math is applicable to everyday life

Source: Unknown

Okay, chin up, child. We all hate math. There there, my child, there there.

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Reasons Why You Should Have a Dog https://pakiholic.com/reasons-why-you-should-have-a-dog/ Tue, 27 Mar 2018 17:55:36 +0000 http://pakiholic.com/?p=5489 By Maha Usman

Known for being loyal, friendly, and playful, dogs have many other qualities that should definitely make you adopt one. Be it a Doberman or a Labrador, every dog is special in its own way. Every dog likes to give lotsa lotsa love. If you’re thinking of owning a pet, here’s why a dog should be it.

1.They Always Light Up Your Mood: Those wagging tales, hyper jumps, and countless cuddling are bound to make you go all ‘awww’. Spending time with your dog makes you feel enjoyable and relaxed, which reduces stress and increases happiness. Dogs have known to amplify your brain’s levels of dopamine and serotonin, both of these compounds are related to a mental health, happiness, tranquility, and pleasure.

2. Playful With Children: Contrary to their scary appearance, dogs tend to be more friendly and playful with children. They can be kept with children, even in the same room. Dogs have protective instincts. They make sure to keep bugs and ants away from children.

3. Protect Children From Allergies and Skin Conditions:

According to research, children who have had dogs in their homes tend to have a lower risk of developing eczema as compared to those with other pets such as cats, or no pets at all. They also say that children who live with dogs have a lower risk of allergies. Woaah! 

 

4. They Lower Blood Pressure: Blood pressure might sound like a concern for people in their golden years, but really everyone can benefit from keeping their numbers in check. And a study from the American Heart Association found when pet owners get support from their furry friends, it’s enough to lower blood pressure brought on by mental stress. We like to think that means we’re that much closer to getting a prescription for dog snuggles.

Source: greatist.com

5. They Can Sense Life-threatening Health Issues: Did you know that dogs can detect cancer? Yes! If there are grown cancer cells in a human body, our canine friends lick and sniff the parts or lumps on the bodies of their owners. Interesting stuff, eh?

6. They Make You Sociable: Well if they take you out or vise versa (lol), the chances of you interacting with people, become higher. Also because dogs make you interact with them in such a way that also develop sociable skills in you as to how to talk to people. 

7. Superb Watchdogs: Many dogs are known to be great watchdogs at night. They alert families when something suspicious happens. On the bright side, you don’t even have to pay for a guard for surveillance! Woot woot!

8. They Make You Healthy and Fit: Daily walks around parks keep your pet and you, both physically and mentally happy. This way, you always have a fixed time to go out for a run with your dog. No gym fee, yay!

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Things Pakistani Parents Say When Guests Come Over https://pakiholic.com/things-pakistani-parents-say-when-guests-come-over/ Mon, 26 Mar 2018 18:47:26 +0000 http://pakiholic.com/?p=5382 By Maha Usman

Ever since childhood, all of us have been a victim of our parents’ daant dapat (being scolded). Most of us have experienced some unfathomable menacing comments by our elderly but also have received immense love from them.

Mostly, all desi/brown/Pakistani parents are the same. They act a certain way, especially when it comes to hosting guests. As they say, “Mehmaan bhagwaan hota hai”, meaning a guest is supposed to be respected like a god, it reflects the overall ideology of our culture and its hospitality.

Here are some relatable ____ that parents say,

1. Take out the crockery we use for guests

In every Desi household, there are two sets of crockery

  1. Mismatched ones for the family members
  2. Fancy shmancy ones for the guests, obviously.
Source: Tumblr

2. Beta, say salam

Even if you’re in the shower/ taking a nap/ working on an important deadline, it is MANDATORY for you to leave everything and say salam to your guests because it’s an unforgiving sin, bhayee…

3. Betay, go make chai

Obviously…Chai is the calming factor of all sorts of discussions in our part of the world. Be it argument, a get-together, or a funeral, there’s no way you can’t offer chai to your guests. Guess who’s designated chai-maker of the family? *points at herself*

Source: India Times

4. “You can have the trolly ka samaan when they leave”

In brown households, it is really a sin to pick food from the trolley before it goes in front of the guests. We’re only allowed to have the leftover snacks, that too once they leave. *Can’t wait for Khuda Hafiz, muaah muaah, bye bye*

Source: Desperatebree.com

5. “Our child is addicted to its phone”

Absolutely hate this! Am I the only person who’s hooked on their phone? No, right? Almost everyone is. Somehow, parents love pointing out everything wrong with you in front of the guests. Argh…

Source: knowyourmeme.com

6.” God knows what my child does at university!”

Almost every mom has asked herself that. “Is it a university or a funfair?”, “How do your teachers let you wear that”, “Do you go to uni to study or to chill with friends?”

Ammi, why do you have to say it to others 😮 Hashtag: FeelingBeztified

Source: Giphy

7. “I don’t get these make-up classes on weekends”

Yes, this too. Parents never seem to understand why our classes get canceled at the last minute and the consequential make-up classes that we have to attend that are mandatory. *pfft*

Source: rebloggy.com

If you’re that’s it, here’s some more for you:

8. “My child doesn’t listen to me at all”

Source: The Tempest

 

9. “Your child is so talented”

Source: Wattpad

10. “Look for a Rishta for my child”

Source: en.dailypakistan

11. Beta, aunty said you were smoking outside the house, is that true?

Source: Parhlo

12. *Gives you the don’t-you-dare-take-money-from-the-guests looks*

 

13. “Hamara bacha tou kisi kaam ka nahi hai:

Source: Parhlo

14. Aunty says, “I must have a Snapchat Account”

Oh no, Aunty, please don’t let that happen!

 

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